Amelia: oooohhhh loki do not drink your sorrows
Amelia: never a good plan
Aria: LOKI MAKES THE BEST DECISIONS
Aria: by which I mean the worst ones
Amelia: also, please don't tell me he does the liquid nitrogen thing while drunk
Aria: ...okay, I won't tell you, then
Amelia: OH LOKI YOU MOTHERFUCKING IDIOT
Amelia: alcohol + chemistry experiments = BADBADNOBAD
Aria: NO KIDDING
Aria: no one taught loki science safety
Amelia: he was too pretty for safety goggles. they didn't match his horned helmet

SNEAK PREVIEWS OF MY RIDICULOUS FIC, YOU GUYS.